Hospital Joke!

A joke I found from a forum.. It's a good tactic anyway if you happen to be warded in a hospital for any reason.. LOL

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A woman called a local hospital -- "Hello. Could you connect me to
the person who gives information about patients? I'd like to find out if
a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."

The voice on the other end said "What is the patients name and room
number?"

"Sarah Finkel, Room 302."

"I'll connect you to the nursing station".

"Third floor nursing station . How can I help you?"

"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in Room 302."

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is very
well. In fact she had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine. She
is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours, and if she
continues this improvement, Dr Cohen is going to send her home on
Tuesday."

The woman said " What a relief' Oh, that's fantastic. That's
wonderful news".

The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it, you are a close
family member, or are you a very close friend?"

"Neither. I'm Sarah Finkel in Room 302. Nobody tells me shit"............